Man Goes For An Interview For A New Job …Wait Till The End Karl, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked: “What is three times seven?” “Twenty-two,” Karl replied. After he left, he double-checked […]
Man Goes For An Interview For A New Job Read More »
A Lady Approached Old Man On Rocking Chair …This Is Brilliant A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said.
A Lady Approached Old Man On Rocking Chair Read More »
Man Takes Small Boy To Barbers …You Won’t Believe What He Says At The End A man and a boy go to the barber shop. The man gets his hair cut then tells the barber to give a haircut to the boy while he’s getting a drink in the bar opposite. When he’s done, the
Man Takes Small Boy To Barbers Read More »
Embarrassing Times People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To 1.Lucky they didn’t give a negative comment 2.Imagine turning down the American flim makers view on a film he wrote 3.Would loved to have seen his face after he realised 4.It is slightly scary how little knowledge people have on history and politics 5.A good
Embarrassing Times People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To Read More »
Little Girl Goes To The Barbers Shop …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A young girl goes to have her hair cut She visits the bakery first, then her mother drops her at the barber shop. She’s around ten years old and has been getting her hair cut there since she was small. As
Little Girl Goes To The Barbers Shop Read More »
Man Begs Doctor To Be Castrated …This Is Pure Gold A man walks into a Doctors office and says “I want to be castrated!” The doctor refuses. The man screams “I want to be castrated!” and throws 4 grand in cash on the table. The Doctor reluctantly performs the procedure. Three weeks later the man
Man Begs Doctor To Be Castrated Read More »
Conductor’s Amazing Plan …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A businessman rushed to the station just in time to catch the Rockhampton Express from Brisbane. After taking his seat, he asked the conductor when the train would arrive in Gladstone. “There are no stops in Gladstone on Wednesdays,” the conductor replied. “What!” exclaimed the businessman.
Conductor’s Amazing Plan Read More »
Platoon Of Soldiers Were Training …This Is Priceless The trainer was instructing a platoon of soldiers. “I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle,” he explained. “Now begin!” After a few minutes, one of the men stopped. “Why
Platoon Of Soldiers Were Training Read More »
Little Johnny Was Late For Soccer Practice …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny was going to be late for soccer practice “Dad,” said Little Johnny. “I’m late for soccer practice. Would you please do my homework for me?” Little Johnny’s father said irately: “Son, it just wouldn’t be right.” “That’s okay,” replied Little Johnny. “You could
Little Johnny Was Late For Soccer Practice Read More »
Man Goes On A Blind Date …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man’s friend sets him up on a blind date with another friend of his. The man is worried about going out with someone he has never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” he says. “I’ll be stuck with
Man Goes On A Blind Date Read More »
