Woman Went To A Lawyer To Discuss Divorce …This Is Priceless A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied. “But, all he ever wants is s**, I can’t take it.” “Instead of divorcing him why don’t […]
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Young Man Buys A Chicken Farm …Wait Till The End A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, so he decides to go consult with some of the locals. He finds an old farmer and asks if he might be able to give him some pointers.
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Two Old Men Were Picked Up By The Cops …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Two old men were picked up by the cops for smoking d0p£ and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than
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Secretary Helping Her Boss Set Up His Computer …Wait Till The End A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they
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Friends Met For Drinks After Work …What Follows Next Is Brilliant Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their love lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their
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Man Had A Knock At His Door …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold A man had a knock at his door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” He replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” The main said… “That’s rubbish – my dog
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Highway Patrol Officer Gives Woman Some Advice …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old woman from a small rural town was driving her horse and cart to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector
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Two Old Italian Men Are Sitting On A Bench …Wait Till The End Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must be the greatest Italian actress, Sophia Loren. Every man who ever saw her movies fantasized
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Old Man Feels Like A Horse …Wait Till The End An old man says he is feeling like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! Grandson: Oh yeah Grandpa, you and Grandma are “getting busy”? Old Man:
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Little Johnny Is Walking A Cow …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely
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