Funny

Three Strangers Met On A Nudist Beach …This Is Pure Gold Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men’s jobs, and why they were at the beach. “I’m a construction worker,” […]

Husband Asks Wife This Question …Her Response Is Priceless A husband and wife were sitting together having their morning coffee. The husband asked: “Honey, you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?” “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears,” the

Man Goes To Psychiatrist With Unusual Family Problem …Wait Till The End A man from Alabama went to a psychiatrist with a drinking problem. He sat down in the office chair and the psychiatrist asked him, “So, can you tell me why you drink?” The patient took a deep breath and said: “Of course, I know

Old Married Couple Give Good Marriage Advice …This Is Brilliant A couple were at their granddaughter’s wedding reception when the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be the grandparents. The DJ asked them: “What advice would you give to the newly married couple?” The grandmother said:

Two Bankers Go Out For Lunch …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two bankers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned, marched over and told them: “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The bankers looked

Mans Interview Was Going Well …Until He Said This A man was interviewing for a job and it was going quite well until the very last question was asked. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible. Would this be you?” “Oh yes!” The man replied happily…. …“At my last job,

Little Johnny Makes A Confession … What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t

Woman Goes Antique Shopping …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold After retiring from a busy life in business, Claire travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop in the city. She speaks to the shop’s owner and says: “When I was in here last

Man Is Lying In His Hospital Bed … This Is Brilliant A patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of a recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you,” the doctor said. “I think it’s the drinking.” “Okay,” the patient said…. …“Can we

Man Goes For An Interview For A New Job …Wait Till The End Karl, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked: “What is three times seven?” “Twenty-two,” Karl replied. After he left, he double-checked