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unsnap that bra

Unsnap that bra.

Men will never understand how joyful it makes us feel to unsnap that bra, whip it through our shirt and fling it across the room whilst watching TV. We as women don’t get many pleasures in life. Especially if we are Mother’s and wives. With hectic lives and constantly looking after other people. So all …

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Just because I give advice

Just because I give advice.

Just because I give advice doesn’t mean I’m smarter than you.It just means I’ve done more stupid stuff than you. I know it is hard to believe. But during my life time I have made a few silly mistakes. That doesn’t mean I regret anything.As I am all about learning from mistakes. But when I …

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Life is hard

Life is hard.

Life is hard… But when you fall down pick yourself up and say who the hell pushed me? Life is hard there is no denying that. But it’s the way you deal with situations that dictates how you get through life. The main thing is that you never give up and don’t get beaten down …

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Only two faults

Only two faults.

My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other stuff she was rattling on about. I love my wife with all my heart. But she really does just waffle on and on and on. Always chewing my ear off about something or other. I have to admit that most of …

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Out of sight out of mind

Out of sight out of mind.

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind”Never had a spider disappear in the bedroom. I’m not sure where the saying came from in the first place. Because I don’t think it really works out like that for many situations in life to be honest. But the case in which Out of sight out of …

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lose something

When I lose something.

9 out of 10 times when I lose something… It’s because I put it away somewhere safe. I literally have no idea what happens to it! I don’t put things away in a ‘safe place’ they get lost. So I decide to put them away and they still get lost. That is until I don’t …

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I wish I loved exercise

I wish I loved exercise.

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love drinking wine and eating. There are two types of people in this world. People who like to exercise and those that don’t. Unfortunately I am in the DO NOT category. I wish I did, I really do. Because people seem to like to talk about …

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