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Man Decides To Visit Texas …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” “Everything is big in Texas.”, the person next to him answered. When he finally arrived in […]

Old Man Was Fishing In A Puddle …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud “Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the

Young Man Asked How One Man Got Rich …This Is Pure Gold A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested

A Man Goes Doctors Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra …Wait Till The End A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I

Fireman Tells His Wife About Day At Work …You Won’t Believe The Ending A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on

Married Couple Check Into A Hotel …What Happens Next Is Priceless A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at thebar, but his wife is extremely tired so shedecides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed when, suddenly, anelevated

Little Johnny Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus

Priest Was Teaching Group of Kids …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be

Teacher Asked Class To Use Word Absolutely In A Sentence …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not, sometimes its black or has different

Two Boys Were Lying In The Hospital …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first boy leaned over and asked, “What are you in for?” “I’m here to get my tonsils out, and I’m