Elderly Man Just Returned From The Doctor’s …Wait Till The End An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s and learned he didn’t have long to live. He called together the three most important people in his life: His Doctor, His Priest, His Lawyer “I’ve just found out that I don’t have much time […]
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Man Dialled His Boss Number By Mistake …What Follows Next Is Hilarious Man in an office dialled his boss number by mistake and said “Send me a coffee to my desk In 2 minutes” Boss shouted: “Do you know who you are talking to?” Man: “No” Boss: “I am the boss of this office” Man
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A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream …What Follows Next Is Hilarious After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said with a smile. The woman could hardly think
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A Wealthy Man Walked Into a Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Bartender! I’m buying drinks for everyone in
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Man Goes To The Pet Store And Buys A Clown Fish …Wait Till The End After watching Finding Nemo, a man runs out to the pet store and buys a clown fish. He brings the fish home and puts it into the tank, but after a few days notices that it doesn’t seem at all
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A Boy Comes Back From School Disappointed …Wait Till The End A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His mother asked, “What was the question?” “Where’s Portugal.” “The idiot teacher,
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The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone …This Is Brilliant The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
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Hilarious Conversation at the Bar …This Is Priceless A guy walks into a bar, orders twelve beers and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast? ”The guy says, “You’d be drinking fast too if you had what I had.” The bartender asks, “What do
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Little Johnny’s Grammar Lesson …This Is Pure Gold One sunny afternoon, during a particularly lively grammar lesson, the teacher decided to engage her students with a challenge that would test their creativity and understanding of language. With an enthusiastic sparkle in her eye, she announced, “Today, we’re going to explore the word ‘beautiful,’ but I
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Man And Wife Are At A Reunion …Wait Till The End A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” Yes,” sighs the
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