A Man Enters A Pet Shop …This Is Brilliant
A man enters a pet shop.
He tells the store owner he wants to buy live mice to feed his python.
The store owner points him in the right direction.
Before the man reaches the mice he spots a cage with a parrot and begins to examine it.
At this moment the parrot said, “Your fly is undone.”
The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper.
The parrot said again, “Your pants have a slit back.”
The man blushed still more and tried to cover his a$s with a hand.
“Your shoelaces are untied”, the parrot does not cease.
The man bent down to tie his shoelaces.
“Farted! … You little fart”, the parrot yelled.
The man died of shame and fled from the store.
At this point, the mice called from their cage and said,
“Thank you so much! You saved our lives again. You know, we’ll make it up to you.”
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