A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
A gorilla walks into a bar he sits down on a bar stool and orders himself a gin-tonic.
The bartender looks on in total surprise and gives him a gin-tonic.
The gorilla drinks his glass completely empty and asks how much to pay.
The bartender, still amazed, curious about what will happen next asks him for $20.
The gorilla gropes its fur, takes $20 out of it, hands it to the bartender and leaves the bar.
The bartender cannot believe what just happened.
Next day, the gorilla walks into the bar again, sits down on the same bar stool, orders a gin-tonic, receives it, drinks it, asks what his debt is, pays it and leaves the bar.
The bartender still cannot believe his eyes.
The next day, the gorilla enters the bar again. And again he orders a gin-tonic, drinks his glass completely empty and asks what he needs to pay. Again, $20.
While the gorilla is groping his fur to take out $20, he sees the bartender looking at him carefully with full attention.
So the gorilla asks him: “Excuse me, is there something wrong?”.
The bartender, totally amazed replies: “No no, not at all. It’s just that I don’t often see a gorilla drinking at my bar.”
“No $h!t,” the gorilla says, “when you ask $20 for a gin-tonic!”.
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