A Giraffe Goes Into A Bar For A Drink …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
A giraffe walks into a bar he asks the bartender, “Do you have any giraffe drinks?”
The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a drink with the longest straw you’ve ever seen.
“@$$h*le!” the offended giraffe exclaims, and he walks out.
The next day, a penguin walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender, “Do you have any penguin drinks?”
The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a frozen drink filled with ice cubes served in a glass made of ice.
“@$$h*le!!” exclaims the offended penguin, and he walks out the door.
The next day, a lion walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender, “Do you have any lion drinks?”
The bartender shoots him a look.
“I’m not falling for this again!” he says. Just order a normal drink or get the hell out!”
“Pfft!” the lion says as he gets up to leave….
“The giraffe and penguin warned me you were an @$$h*le!!”
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