A Giraffe Goes Into A Bar For A Drink

A Giraffe Goes Into A Bar For A Drink

A Giraffe Goes Into A Bar For A Drink …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

A giraffe walks into a bar he asks the bartender, “Do you have any giraffe drinks?”

The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a drink with the longest straw you’ve ever seen.

“@$$h*le!” the offended giraffe exclaims, and he walks out.

The next day, a penguin walks into the bar.

He asks the bartender, “Do you have any penguin drinks?”

The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a frozen drink filled with ice cubes served in a glass made of ice.

“@$$h*le!!” exclaims the offended penguin, and he walks out the door.

The next day, a lion walks into the bar.

He asks the bartender, “Do you have any lion drinks?”

The bartender shoots him a look.

“I’m not falling for this again!” he says. Just order a normal drink or get the hell out!”

“Pfft!” the lion says as he gets up to leave….

“The giraffe and penguin warned me you were an @$$h*le!!”

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