Teen Writes Shocking Letter To Mom …The Reality Is Priceless
A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend.
I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos, and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with him, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!!
And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for herpes soon, so that my boyfriend can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – his friends are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!
The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself.
The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer…
I love you!
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