Teacher Writes The Word Definitely On The Board …What Pupil Says At The End Is Brilliant
A teacher walks up to the whiteboard and writes DEFINITELY
She turns to the class and says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’.
Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use ‘definitely’ in a statement.”
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, “I am definitely going to the park after school today.”
“No, I would think there’s a good chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.”
Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team are definitely going to win the game this Saturday.”
“No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday but wanting is not enough to make it definitely.”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Miss, is there such a thing as a lumpy fart?”
“No.”
“Then I definitely just sh*t myself.”
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