Wife Asks Her Husband This In Bed. But She Certainly Wasn’t Expecting This Reply.
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question….
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do…”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND:”Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?”(with a hurt look)
HUSBAND:(makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND:”Sure, it’s a great house..”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE:”Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND:”That would seem like the proper thing to do..”
WIFE:”Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE:”Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
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