A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch

A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch

Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch Watching TV ….This Is Priceless

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV

The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head.

She looks up and asks “What are you staring at?”

“A spider,” he replies.

“I don’t see anything.”

“Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” he says calmly.

The wife jumps up screaming.

The man says, “While you’re up, you mind getting me another beer?”

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