Man Was At The Bar All Night …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold
A man had been drinking at a bar all night and pukes down the front of his shirt.
“I can’t go home like this my wife will k!ll me”
The bartender sees this and says “put a $20 bill in you pocket and when she sees the puke tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you $20 for dry cleaning”.
So the guy goes home and his wife sees the puke on his shirt and asks what happened, to which he replies “a drunk guy puked on me and he gave me $20 to pay for dry cleaning”.
To which his wife says “Ok well then why do you have $40 in your hand?”
“Because he also $h!t in my pants.”
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