Elderly Gentleman Walks Into Cocktail Lounge …This Is Brilliant
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave.
He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says:
“So, tell me; do I come here often?”
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