If My Dog Could Talk ….This Is Pure Gold
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing I just stood up
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I’m literally walking 3 feet. away. I’m not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I’m literally just
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you’re in front of the door. Move please
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: Nowhere
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure
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