Free to a Good Home Up For Adoption For The Best Reason.

My girlfriend doesn’t like my dog, so I appeal to you.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So……..anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!

This is priceless and I’m sure totally not what you was expecting. This just proves you shouldn’t jump to conclusions, and need to read the whole thing/know the full picture before judging. It also proves that Dogs really are a Mans best friend. And nothing can break that bond!

Photo Credit – Agata Nyga from Pixabay

You’ve just read, Free to a Good Home Up For Adoption For The Best Reason. Why not read Grandfather of the Year.This is Hilarious.