The Male Dictionary ….Number 5 Is Brilliant
1.IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
2.”CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
3.”UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
4.”IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
5.”TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
6.”THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
7.”YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the
address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I
forgot your birthday.”
8.”I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.”
Translated: “I’ve done something your not going to like,
and I’m going to sweeten you up before I break the news.”
9.”OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”
Translated: “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed
to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”
10.”I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so
I’m completely clueless.”
11.”WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
12.”I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said,
and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so
that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
13.”YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and
realize it could be worse.”
14.”YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, God, please don’t try on one more outfit,
I’m starving.”
15.”I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
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