Priest Asks Parish About Missing Rooster …This Is Funny
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0(k was missing.
He knew about c0(k fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation,
“Has anybody got a c0(k?” All the men stood up.
“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0(k?”
All the women stood up.
“No, no,” he said,
“that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c0(k?”
All the Nuns lined at the side stood up.
The priest fainted.
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