Nurse Was Shocked When Old Man Said This …Wait Till The End
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
‘Yes Nurse Tracy,’ said Mr. Wallace. ‘my Private Part died today and I am very sad.’
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little confused, she replied, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.’
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pyjamas when he met with Nurse Tracy.
‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, ‘You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that! Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas.’
‘But Nurse Tracy I can’t,’ replied Mr. Wallace. ‘I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.’
‘Yes,’ said Nurse Tracy, ‘you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?’
‘Well,’ he replied, ‘today is the viewing.’
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