10 Top Complaints of Mrs Claus. Number 4 is So True!
Want to hear a funny joke about Santa…. Why does Santa have trouble spelling? He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
Of course we all love that jolly old fellow. But I’m sure it is hard work being the other half of one of the most famous people on earth. Here is a list of the major complaints that Mrs Christmas has about Father Christmas.
- Mrs Claus finds out that Santa delivers everywhere but at home.
- One little red elf-sock in the wrong hamper and you’ve got yourself a whole load of pink washing.
- Two words: “Reindeer-Style”.
- He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or nice… but does he remember to replace the roll of toilet paper when it runs out? Nooooooo.
- That whole “knows if you’ve been bad or good” thing makes it mighty hard to cheat at Yahtzee.
- 365 days a year of freezing weather = 365 days of elf wisecracks about your “headlights” being on.
- That “The bag’s all empty — but Santa has a little something for you in his pants!” line got old about 250 years ago.
- Ever tried getting reindeer poop out of red velvet pants?
- One night a year to sneak out with the girlfriends, and all the bars are closed.
- Managing toy production, keeping elves in line, cleaning up after reindeer… meanwhile, fatboy sits around 364 days out of the year and gets all the glory.
Here’s another Santa joke just for fun…. How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house!
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